It is in celebration of your passage from the fleshy, confining walls of your mother's womb on this day 20 years ago that I issue you these birthday tidings
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Happy Birthday! Only one more year 'til the last significant birthday of your youth.
that's the thing, i've watched it about 60 times (no joke b/c it's on loop) over the past 3 days and my roommies and i just can't get enough or stop laughing our asses off.
I'm know I could get you into my bar no questions asked, just wouldn't be able to bring attention to yourself by making it a birthday thing. People who come with our group of friends don't seem to ever get carded. I guess it helps when you've been going to the same bar for like four years or so.
HAPPY BIRTHDAY!