onie

HERE IS MY ADD.. LIKE I SAID I WOULD...

mmm.. sweet masterbation. enough said! Its amazing how one hand can make everything better.

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sweet jesus... i got my 2005 sticker for my car. my birthday is in December... which if you are calculating (which i must note the police did)... is almost a year expired.. so now i can drive almost paranoia free. "if these things take forever i especially am slow" ...

the job location of my dreams...

is not hiring. ahhhhh... but the guy who runs the place got my number and info and said he would call me if they get an available spot.. we talked for a bit.. i suspect him to be gay.. which means... i love the guy already.

and ive got one hand in my pocket

and the other one's smacking the shit out of my insurance agent. i get a letter saying that if i dont send in proof of my state certification by sept. 1 they were gonna nix my insurance. allow me to say i have paid upfront (minus $200 that i dont even owe cause i am state certified).. i was told i would have a month to send everything in.. that should have given me till the 5th before ever getting any of this bullshit.. in that letter it said i had till the 1st of Sept... then the next day (late last night.. it seems i passed out mid-post) i get home to the next letter... your shit has been amended... the very mother fucking next day... i actually am not going to say anything more. i dont really need to.

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