I don't know, why can't people keep their willies out of holes?

Fork tricks are cool!

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I like that one.
My favorite is two forks balancing on the edge of a glass with a toothpick.
Just when you get impressed, you light the toothpick on the inside of the glass and then the toothpick truly balances on the edge of the glass.

Don't fork with me... good night... holes.

I guess there dicks Nice fork trick

Your first statement begs the question: "WHAT?!"
What happened or what story did you hear to have you make mention of that?? (I think I sense either a really funny story or a sadly tragic one)

tricky forks!

Oh I will be sure to take tons of pics!