hmmm...got really drunk wed. night, even though i dont really drink. i was good. also, i work in the mail room at school and i steal other chicks victorias secret coupons. scandulous!

takin' a shit in a fast food bathroom sink. i was afraid a monster hand would come out of the toilet and grab my junk. monster hands can't fit through sink drains. safeway like the store.

I learned how to ride a four-wheeler last month in Northern Ontario and then I roared through a pristine forest catching all the Spring thaw mud puddles on the way. I came home soaked and flithy and fucking pleased.

I also steal candy from small children frequently, I got a kick out of showing pictures of decaying mummys to my class last week, and I'm still planning my all girl hobo trainhopping trip.

How is you?

rolling ten deep into Chino Latino's after we got done boarding, we were still in out snowpants and jackets, we had been drinkin on the slope since noon and were tanked when we walked in, they tried to kick us out when we started throwing those chop sticks they got sitting on the table at each other, Tim told them something that made us sound like big wigs, so we just hung their and annoyed the shit out of people

..trendy bars?..in mpls?..no wayyyyy..fuckin glad you pulled a fast one in that place..i can only imagine which bar it couldve been..back in college, some friends and i had this thing where we would secretly piss on the drunk people in the bar..one time, i was pissing on this girls leg and she caught on..she freaks out and goes to get her boyfriend..turns out i went to high school and was really good friends with him..he laughed about it and she took off with here pants all wet..

i strains my brain trying to think of where i haven't smoked herb.

I'm glad you're my friend.

let me know if you will be available this week or the next to shoot some photos, we should put our heads together to come up with a theme/concept for where and how we will shoot you.

damn...did you go on vacation? or just get bored with tits?