fuji:
i only have one:

how do you stop a pit bull from humping your leg?

















suck his dick.
brandy:
*laughs* biggrin Cute
alisa:
thanks for the well wishes. the fingers are feeling better but still feeling it that's for sure. it's creepy how fast it will hurt when i was at work today and the door kept slamming.

eeek biggrin
nebel:
have you heard about the new mike tyson computer?




it has two bites and no memory



(that one won me tickets to a show once! exciting!)
p.s. I love jokes...I make one up almost everyday for work!
horaay for me and all my lameness!
thecowboy:
whats the best thing about fucking twentynine year olds?..

..that there is twenty of em.
xaqary:
what do K-mart and MJ have in common?

they both have little boys half-off
sivadelfuego:
Why do plants spread their roots throughout the fertile soil?
When you have to pull them out
The roots take that soil with them
And what's left behind is not so fertile as before.
isetfires:
nebel:
my site? huh?
anomalous:
Q?
toiletooth:
Q: what color is a Cat in a Blender?




A: I don't know, I was too busy masterbating....