lol

I thought the chance to point and laugh would cheer you up.

Times like that, I would wish for telekinesis so I could make him trip and fall, but nobody would know it was me

That is why you should always carry an aluminum baseball bat.

What was he doing?

I'm not even interested in a small-ass iPhone. Frankly, I don't even want the cell phone I want!

Where can I get some carrier pigeons?