From ordering sex toys and necessary items online I have a huge stack of porn that came as free "gifts." For the longest time I thought I could use them in some installation or weird video art. But really they've just sat in my closet(s) over the years and I've only done one thing with them. Mostly I'm tired of explaining to people why I have two foot stack of porn.
What should I do with them? Other than masturbate furiously (that's what da internet is for, duh) I'm thinking it's time to give them/throw them away. Anyone want a stack of crappy porn? I'll pay for postage as long as it's the fuck out of my house. Or do you have any ideas that involve minimal effort? Neighborhood easter eggs?
I mean, come on, who doesn't want to see MILF to the MAX #2?
