Don't feel too bad, I usually do nothing at all for my birthday but thats cool with the whole ebay thing.
I suppose you can make a bunch of those undies and making some decent money out of it.

*wants to try sour puss now*

Do you have a profile on deviant art? I could be wrong but I could swear I've seen you in the crafts section?

lol i.... i can't find any!
*sighs*