Yay for a local phone number!!!

I dont get drunk often...

How bout a stoned-dial?

I still haven't managed to welcome you back to America. What sort of a scheduling snafu is that?!!

i'll be the first to drunk dial your ass.

wait, that's not what i meant.

What happened to you last night?

Just because you buy me dinner, doesn't mean you have the right to hurt my boob.
Owie...