I would like a charmed life.

My life is charmed in many ways, just boringly so, proper boring.

Dachshunds are enough to make anyones day, along with Beagles. Low down long dogs are always funny!!

I used to be a fatalist but I got tired of waiting.

Yes I am the same, it's all or nothing and when it's all it is always weirder than weird.

Zen is something I have yet to master!