i can make some scary faces. it was the first funeral where no one was crying. just about everyone was in a good mood when they left

yes, they are very tiny. and extremely cute!

Delivering pizza in the rain sucks. Especially when people don't tip.

I can't believe they did that to Laocoon in "Troy!" That's even worse than leaving out the gods. I haven't seen it yet. I want to wait until the theaters are less crowded so that my running commentary won't disturb people.

Yeah, the 1,000 monkeys at 1,000 typewriters thing is pretty much what I had in mind w/ the picture. Gives me hope that maybe, just maybe, I'll write something good one day.

Yup. My friends gave me the nickname. One of my other nicknames is "The Great Slash-tu-Bitch".

yes which is why it is important that no matter how drunk I get I need to keep my pants on

Harold and Maude, eh? Cure fan?

I like your favorite books. Dostoyevski, Tolstoy, Nabokov, et all. Have you tried Saramago?

Jose Saramago. Try out "All The Names". One of my favorite books, along with Ada by Nabokov. Saramago won a pulitzer for "Blindness".

Harold and Maude is great. I love the faux suicide scene with the car. The movie is really big in Cure circles because of one of their songs.

"The Great Slash-tu-Bitch" is from Naked Lunch by William S. Burroughs. In the Steely Dan scene, iirc.

Tell Tiffany to check her e-mail!!!! I need to know how to get to her shop and if she'll be there on Monday! Thanks!

i <3 rain...
and damn you for talking about pizza... i haven't had it in a long time and my inner-pavlovian is now craving it. i just need to remember how sick it will make me... especially with that butter shit. oh god!
when you coming back through chicago? you should come out for the sg burlesque thing... i'm not going, but i'll get down at their afterpartay. sound gallery like whut.

Nope, I've never heard of Tuscadero, but I'm up for it