I like the joke(hadn't heard it before)!

O.k. I've asked around and here are the neighborhoods
in the East Bay that were recommended to me(tell me what you think):

Piedmond Ave.
Bekeley Hills
North Berkeley
Elmwood
Rockridge
Lake Merritt
Emeryville

Thanks!

I thing a girl/girl set would be to much fon-for me anyway!!

That's awesome man-thank you so very much!