Ouch! Please be careful. And an advisory: do not view my profile at night. Like caffeine, you should stop at 4:00 in the afternoon to prevent disruptions to your sleep habits.

MatterEaterLad, indie-rock comedian:

Didja smash yer head on the punk rock? whoop whoop whoop. thank you, i'll be here all week.

What's the point of having such well-developed grace and balance if in the end you're just gonna go down to some yutz talking on his cell phone?

ouch. I hope you feel better.

It has truly been a pleasure.

now might be a good time to go over your insurance policy.

SUV's are the devil. hope you feel better.

let's get 'em!

nothing worse than a Stupid Useless Vehicle...

Hey, are you a food server? Me too. What restaurant?

I see. I work at an italian place too. Have you heard of Puccini and Pinetti (near union square). Its Kimpton group property. Its not as classy as aqua, etc. but I love working there.

Really? You must be a bad-ass server. When was that? Kimpton's been gone for a while hasn't he? I like Pinetti a lot but we don't ever talk about much.
Do you know my manager, melissa garberis? Before P & P she worked at Scala's.

I'm off too.

Cheers!