Look, I promised to throw out the bacon pillow, but I just couldn't part with it. You know how important rashers are to me.

I would have strong views about being with you.

Wow...looks like there goes free speech! Sorry to hear about the break up but it sounds like you're better off without them anyway....

Wow! What's next? What happened to freedom of speech??? Sorry about the break up.

Was it me?

Yes. You bastard. Don't tell me you didn't get my text. Now I'm going to have kick ya to the curb all over again LOL.

It's so cold by the curb.



So cold.