sid:
you better fuckin be at charlie's tomorrow! tongue
palo:
Good finally meeting you; I think you're awesome...



...even though you're lame and won't be here for my birthday. Jerk. tongue
gadget:
I just requested your friendship on your very own computer...

right after finishing a note I was writing you.

I hope you enjoy it. I find it endlessly entertaining.

It was nice meeting you. I rubbed your cat and Lexies cat together. That didn't really seem too into it.
raedyn:
the salon has been dicking me around for weeks now.... is there any way that you could talk to your manager friend???
raedyn:
the salon has been dicking me around for weeks now.... is there any way that you could talk to your manager friend???
sid:
yo... friday... the model... you down?
palo:
A pony.

A billion dollars.

A hooker.

No, not really.

(Hooker.)
palo:
I can't have both? Come on, I only get to turn 21 once..

No blondes.
palo:
I want a hooker tree for my birthday. Breed one for me, you mad scientist..
palo:
Flour and eggs (because they're in everything), a plethora of antibiotics (because you just never know), a high tolerance for creepy men, exotic spices from a land far, far away, magic.

Mix in a bowl; let sit overnight in a warm place. Dig a hole 1 foot deep, pour in contents of bowl. Cover gently with dirt and water until saturated.

Hooker tree with begin sprouting within 1 week, with full growth anything from 5'7-6' in stilletos. Tree should be flexible, supple, and full of sass.

[Edited on Sep 29, 2005 11:05PM]
palo:
I really have no desire for anything.. At least in terms of things that can be bought..

Just buy me a drink at some point and I'll be happy.

Plus that beating.
kwizzle:
The date was anticlimactic.

Ah well. The movie was decent : p
thejuanupsman:
Let us know if Rollins' autobiography is any good. I have been thinking about picking that up.