Flour and eggs (because they're in everything), a plethora of antibiotics (because you just never know), a high tolerance for creepy men, exotic spices from a land far, far away, magic.
Mix in a bowl; let sit overnight in a warm place. Dig a hole 1 foot deep, pour in contents of bowl. Cover gently with dirt and water until saturated.
Hooker tree with begin sprouting within 1 week, with full growth anything from 5'7-6' in stilletos. Tree should be flexible, supple, and full of sass.