newkirk

So after a long, nerve racking flight I landed in Vegas and went to bed cause in my head it was about 2 in the morning. So after some sleep and trying to get used to the dry air out there, decided to go gamble on the strip. First night I was @ the Stratesphere, road all the rides and decided to give Roulette a shot. Lost 20 bucks within 60 seconds, then I called it quites. Decided to give the old 5 cent slot machines a chance. Lost about 5 bucks there, I concluded Fri. was not my lucky day so I drowned my sorrow in alcohol. Great thing about Vegas, as long as your gambling... free alcohol.
Saturday woke up extremely hung over, and thought hair of the dog isn't going to help here. Hung out at the Riviera, saw a titty show called "Bite", can't go wrong with naked vampires, acrobatics, and cheesy hair metal songs like "hot for teacher", and "cherry pie". Well, actually you can... it was pretty bad, but the acrobatics were pretty cool. Then off to gamble I went. (I think I may have a problem). So tonight I decided to take a chance at blackjack. I should have known not to sit at this particular table when I found out the guy next to me was 3000 in the hole. But in the beginning I was doing pretty well, then the dealer started to get serious. So I lost 40 more dollars. So for those keeping count, without counting the slot machines I put money in here and there it's Vegas $60, me $-60. Which is a good thing I guess, because my wallet was getting too heavy.
Sunday I road more rides saw another titty show called "Crazy Girls" this time I was right by the stage. Never saw fake boobs before or at least know of, and it was very interesting. The redeeming factor of this really bad show was this italian juggler who was hilarious. Can you imagine, me saying a dude juggling was better than half a dozen naked girls. Yeah, it was that bad. So I decided to test my luck on more time. I said to myself if I lose tonight, no more gambling. So I gave blackjack another shot and I walked away with $45 dollars. So now it's Vegas $15, me -$15.
And finally on Monday I decided to go hicking in the mountains and desert of Las Vegas. I saw a lizard, some red sand and sweated alot, so it was time to rehydrate myself at the bar. And while I was there I decided to try and at least break even. After a grueling couple of hours all I could get back was $9. So after 4 nights of gambling, Vegas only walked away with 6 of my hard earned dollars. I think for my first time gambling I did pretty well. So where is my next adventure gonna take me, who knows... but you're gonna have to tune in to find that out.
Now I'm back in this miserable weather and having to deal with my computer having a virus.
On that note I will end this entry with saying how much fun I had at the burlesque show. Apparently my wallet must of had fun too cause it felt the need to buy drinks for kwizzle, lexie, and palo. Thank god the PBR's I bought for myself were only $3. I got to talk to fractal, (she needs to be my wife), meet murkling for the first time and once again see kwizzle's nipple piercing. Meanwhile she beats me if I stare at her boobs... why are girls so confusing???