You're the first girl I've ever heard talk about needing to fart all night long. I know what you mean about smokers though, how come they get four extra breaks a shift? It makes me wanna become a regular smoker.
I can understand why, I'm really paranoid about farting at work too. I guess that's a good thing though. Who would want to work where everybody farted all the time?
you have to go for 'gas breaks'. not only could you get a rest, you'd also get to let out all that gas too.
you'll have to find a pic. i think i'm going to take it as a complement that i look like you 4 years ago, since that would make me look about 15 in that picture and it was taken last year.