hey lady!!!!!!!!!
im inyour house playing withthe puss puss. when we get to hang out???
food never really excited me sexually i put it inthe eat and poop catagory wich never ever mixes with the sex and sex catagory. thoguht i have tried a few times. and well food is for eating throwi gn of broofs or at other oepppole. and sex is for doin.
hehe you made me laugh! the cat sounds totally cute! i was just picturing the whole gum thing and hysterically laughing! glad you had a good trip. welcome back to nyc!! i probably wont go back to buffalo but i never know what may come...
I've never had any painful sexual misadventures... well there was the time I hit my head on the wall... but we all do that. I've just broken a few legs of the bed frame. Now THAT's funny... You're in mid coitus when *kerchunk* you've fallen about a foot and damn near rolled of the bed...
if ya can't laugh at sex then what can ya laugh at, really?? sex is hilarious.
actually in all of my 33 years i've never had in the shower sex. what the hell is wrong with me anyway?
back to cats.
actually...Exploded on here recommended this funny little site to me...called Ratemykitten.com
its so cute.
i don't know though. my darling wazoo is 11 years old....
far from being a kitten so i'm not sure whether to upload her onto that site. i'd hate for her to feel used.
I highly intend on putting her on the kitten boards at some point tonight (which could easily turn into tomorrow night and the night after that and so forth...)
why is everyone i talk to from brooklyn new york?
Thanks for the supportive comment. The thing is that losing money is a very bad thing right now as we're a new restaurant and this is the lean season...everyone's a bit on edge. I'm sure I'll be fine in a few weeks and on my way to raiseland.
You should totally check out ratemykitten.com, it's adorable.
teehee. you crack me up. your cat sounds really cute in that silly dorkus way. on the sex topic, my friends gave me an edible paint set. it seemed all fun and swell until the paint was on naked flesh and the licking began. it was the worse taste in the world. i can't even describe how horrid it was. i still cringe when i think about it.
hahaha... that's so funny about your sexual "misadventures"... but sex just makes me laugh sometimes. All the sweat and groans and general humping...
Awww, the cat sounds adorable, but that must have been hellish to clean up. Still though... you can forgive 'em sometimes.
today is special because it my girl's b-day, i had this plan to take her on a shoppin spree but by the time we got downtown everywhere was closing or closed. so we went for japanese food instead. anyway she's happy that's all that matters.
... and a little pain and/or laughs during sex is usually a good thing
Yea, I hear that. It does smell like vomit. I had an incident with whip cream and my ex BF. he put it all over me and on my back and he laid me down and stuff when I went to get up the sheets stuck to me. (The sheets would not come off.) It was a big sticky mess Ha. So we did the shower thing too, But his shower is a stand up shower with no tub, It was made for only one person. And that didn't work. But it was fun experience.
Oh btw are you going to go to the strip club to see Roxy dance?
Have a good one!
Buh Bye's
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dude! you must come to portland! i have a feeling that we would get along. i hope to come to new york very soon! i am going to start saving as soon as i get a kick ass job and an XM radio.
Haha!
