1
Goal: Find. New. Job.

Likelihood: Yeah, I wish.
vegemite:
Happy Birthday! and happy job hunt...
1
Goal: Get a $15M spacewalk, minus the $15M part.

Likelihood: Maybe if I do something horrible enough to get banished from Earth. Otherwise, not a chance.
0
Goal: Become a millionaire. Or billionaire. Yeah, billionaire. That sounds good.

Likelihood: Slim to none.
0
Goal: Swap weather systems with northern Canada or fix air conditioner.

Likelihood: Nil.
0
Current Life Goal: Master "Whiplash" and "Blackened" on guitar without practicing.

Likelihood of Achieving Said Goal: Nil.