5 facts you didn't know about carrot top:
1. carrot top is NOT funny. NOT at all. he is, however, a frequent bed wetter.
2. carrot top built a time machine. yes, it is true...carrot top DID build a time machine...but for evil, diabolic purposes. he apparently traveled back in time to perform for hitler. only a handful of people know about hitlers secret passion for prop comedy, now everybody knows thanks to carrot top's dastardly deeds.
3. carrot top invites young men into his house to make zombies. although this is not 100% confirmed, i just like to believe that carrot top is the next dahmer.
4. carrot top wrote the song "dream police". but the song is based upon some fact, as carrot top does haunt your dreams. his creepy, ugly face...his malformed head...his wirey, red pubic hair he has on his head...
5. carrot top hates black people.
1. carrot top is NOT funny. NOT at all. he is, however, a frequent bed wetter.
2. carrot top built a time machine. yes, it is true...carrot top DID build a time machine...but for evil, diabolic purposes. he apparently traveled back in time to perform for hitler. only a handful of people know about hitlers secret passion for prop comedy, now everybody knows thanks to carrot top's dastardly deeds.
3. carrot top invites young men into his house to make zombies. although this is not 100% confirmed, i just like to believe that carrot top is the next dahmer.
4. carrot top wrote the song "dream police". but the song is based upon some fact, as carrot top does haunt your dreams. his creepy, ugly face...his malformed head...his wirey, red pubic hair he has on his head...
5. carrot top hates black people.