the best part is that damn brown.. the back is pretty fucked up huh? when i was a kid i really like tape

you got that in the mail?

mmmmmmmmm, kegs!

Shit. Who sent you that mail? I want them as a friend.

I hear several blue meanies had to die for that mail to reach it's destination.

Das ist so very pretty!

When do you want to go feed rednecks at the Zoo?


OH and free the kritters..... Run...be free........

Pick me up some of that blood orange stuff.

Montage was great fun. I didn't end up meeting you. There were far too many faces, not in a bad way though.

I can't decide if I'm too lazy to:

a) Write the damn letter.
b) Find an envelope.
c) Locate & lick a stamp.
d) Walk to the mailbox.
e) All the above examples of pure lethargy.

I do believe I would choose 'e'. How sad. But if you received that nifty painting in the mail, I can see why it is great. You ought to send me something rad, like the hide of some wino. Then I can carry it around on a sharpened stick to the bars -- intimidation. TAKE THAT YOU GODDAMN CHANGE MONGRELS!

the old black tar finally sent that muthah..it turned out fucking HOT. where evah will you hang it?

My best friend is a mailman. They aren't capable of delivering such extravagant items. Its not that arent allowed or are incapable, they are just kinda lazy.

My picture isnt in the Mercury. They also forgot to mention me at all. Shows were I am on the local celebrity totem pole (about three feet underground).

Still, I will be soon be able to start paying off grad school loans. I am pleased with this sudden capability.

The McMinnville Public Library in the rather dull McMinnville, OR. I grew up there and, strangely, most of the people who I will work with (at least those who are full librarians with a Masters) read me stories during story time 20+ years ago.

what are you doing tonight...walk by the ground kontrol after midnight...bring something to drink...shhhhhh