yea, you're right. a town called dildo is awesome. that webpage is pretty hilarious like that. there's a ton of material. i can't get through the whole thing.
Oh Oh Oh can I be your Canadian wife?! Which city are you closest to I wonder, Vancouver or Toronto? Because they are the cities I live in. I'd make a great wife, I swear it!
Edited to say: Hehe same sex marriage is now 100% legal, so we could get married and then you'd get a canadian citezenship! You'd automatically become a legal canadian citezen! I think you could even vote in out elections.. wow!
I can tell you at least two things that are not awesome about Canada.
1) The Sumas border crossing when the Very Serious Looking People inside are bored.
2) Lower BC truckers during the winter.
Here's my favorite awesome thing about Canada.
1) A&W fries and gravy.
-j