mel gibson made a big mistake making that movie about jesus. he should have made it about ME!!! here's why: i don't remember reading about cats running up to jesus on the street, competing and fighting for his butt scratchins. well, it happened to me, folks! this once again proves that i am the patroned saint of all cats. 
that makes jesus look like the damn maytag man!
i didn't go out last night. i'm not going out tonight. there's just nothing goin' on that's worth leaving el rancho mulhollando for. instead, i'm going to watch "creature from the black lagoon". yep that's what i'm gonna do. you can come over if ya want, but don't expect me to start it over when you get here. you snooze you lose, buddy! oh yeah-don't even THINK about taking my side of the couch when i get up. remember whose rancho this is, amigo!
that makes jesus look like the damn maytag man!
i didn't go out last night. i'm not going out tonight. there's just nothing goin' on that's worth leaving el rancho mulhollando for. instead, i'm going to watch "creature from the black lagoon". yep that's what i'm gonna do. you can come over if ya want, but don't expect me to start it over when you get here. you snooze you lose, buddy! oh yeah-don't even THINK about taking my side of the couch when i get up. remember whose rancho this is, amigo!
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I am not going out tonight either