Sounds like me, oh, about a year ago. I won't give any bullshit advice, but I know what that's like.

lack of sexing is the worst. i feel ya bro.

go bowling on wednesday.

DAMN YOU LACK OF SEXIN'!!! DAMN YOUUUUUUUUUU!!!!

Iguana tastes like chicken, I hear.

And I'm soon to be jobless, unless I get lucky soon.

Unless they're filled with a mixture of sidewalk puke and dogshit, do you honestly think I'd throw a pie?

I'm a little depressed toooo...drink with me?