Wanna know what sucks ass? Wanting to suck cock but having your head so stuffed up it would be impossible to breathe.
What also sucks ass is being so incoherent that you don't care that you used the word "suck" twice in one sentence, but really you do care, but you're so fucking miserable, you're just gonna let it slide because you've just spent the last 5 minutess trying to find another way to phrase that and you still can't grasp how to do it.
i am a loser.
Oh, and what *really* sucks ass is when you're trying to masturbate and you can't breathe and you give up in a coughing fit instead of a climax.
The plague is SO fucking sexy.
NOT.
What also sucks ass is being so incoherent that you don't care that you used the word "suck" twice in one sentence, but really you do care, but you're so fucking miserable, you're just gonna let it slide because you've just spent the last 5 minutess trying to find another way to phrase that and you still can't grasp how to do it.
i am a loser.
Oh, and what *really* sucks ass is when you're trying to masturbate and you can't breathe and you give up in a coughing fit instead of a climax.
The plague is SO fucking sexy.
NOT.
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one time , i bought that "fleshlight" - thats a really cool way to masturbate when my hands just get so boring !! hehe
i like moby too - i got to meet him a few times years ago (i was a dj) - i even spun with him at some old "warehouse" raves back in 1992-1994.
i think you would like Imogen heap alot - its in that electronic vein - but such a pretty voice (she is the singer from Frou Frou)
and also - the new Ladytron cd is really good. way better than their first 2 cds - the new one is called "the witching hour" - well worth the money