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Saturday Mar 08, 2008

Mar 8, 2008
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Today I saw a walrus masturbate.

Yeah, so um, walrus jizz.

Sadly, that is a perfect description of this week including today.

Person A: "So, how was your week?"
Me: "Complete walrus jizz!"

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rebel_rebel:
i would come hang out with you kids and make your day better if i wasn't in srq. with seandave around, there is never walrus jizz! biggrin

i suppose walruses are just not attracted to me...
Mar 9, 2008
gonzoe:
i loled
Mar 9, 2008

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