moonovermyhammy

Today is the world's greatest corporate exploitation day. Valentine's Day. Who is this Valentine guy and why do we have a holiday for him? Unless you live in New England, you don't get a day off of work, no one's missing school to honor the "saint" with wings, so why celebrate? Well, it's alllllll because jewelry companies and chocolate distributors decided that humans are sooooo gullable and will buy anything that is packaged in shiny colors and bright stones. They are right. Why is TODAY the most important day in the history of expressing love??? Wasn't the day you got married more important? Guess not, since it wasn't sponsored by Jared Jewelers or Russell Stover and also because it wasn't a mass event and everyone didn't get dragged into the spin, and no one spent millions of dollars on commercials for your wedding. I hate today. No, I'm not resentful over shitty relationships, because I don't roll that way. I just believe what I believe. You have 364 other days to say "I love you", today is no different. Happy Wednesday everyone, and happy tomorrow.

I think I'm coming down with a case of the sniffles. This sucks. Now I won't be able to function properly, unless it's bathroom stuff or masturbation.