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monsterjoe

Sacramento

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Saturday May 29, 2004

May 28, 2004
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Fucking brain hurts. 3 beers and a shot of Jameson. What am I a fucking noob? I seem to remember nights when I drank six times as much. What a drag it is getting old.
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I love Paddy and Bill. All you guys that live near FV should come up and see them.

My one skin hangs down to my two skin
My two skin hangs down to my three
My three skin hangs down to my fourskin
My fourskin hangs down to my knee

Roll back, roll back, won't you roll back my fourskin for me? For me?

hehehe smile

I used to work in Chicago at an old department store.
I used to work in Chicago, but I don't work anymore.

A woman came in for some hammers
Hammers from the store!
A hammer she wanted. A poundin' she got and I don't work any more.

I used to work in Chicago at an old department store.
I used to work in Chicago, but I don't work anymore.

A woman came in for some jewelry.
Jewelry from the store!
Some jewelry she wanted. A pearl necklace she got, and I don't work anymore.

I used to work in Chicago at an old department store.
I used to work in Chicago, but I don't work anymore.

A woman came in for some Shakespear.
Shakespear from the store!
Some Shakespear she wanted. My Longfellow she got, and I don't work anymore.

A woman came in for some twinkies.
Twinkies from the store!
Some twinkies she wanted. Some cream filling she got, and I don't work anymore.

A woman came in for some vegetables.
Vegetables from the store!
Some vegetables she wanted. A tossed salad she got, and I don't work anymore.

A woman came in for some nails.
Nails from the store!
Some nails she wanted. Screwed she got, and I don't work anymore.

A woman came in for some screendoors.
Screendoors from the store!
Screendoors she wanted. The backdoor she got, and I don't work anymore.

A woman came in for some elevators.
Elevatores from the store!
Elevatores she wanted. The shaft she got, and I don't work anymore.

A woman came in for some chicken.
Chicken from the store!
Some chicken she wanted. My cock she got, and I don't work anymore

A woman came in for some hotdogs.
Hotdogs from the store!
Hotdogs she wanted. Some beef she got and I don't work anymore.

A woman came in for some roses.
Roses from the store!
Some roses she wanted. A long stem she got, and I don't work anymore.

A woman came in for some helicopters.
Helicopters from the store!
Helicopters she wanted. My chopper she got, and I don't work anymore.

A woman came in for some Kit-Kats.
Kit-Kats from the store!
Some Kit-Kats she wanted. Four fingers she got. With room for many more.

A woman came in for some translators.
Translators from the store!
Translators she wanted. A cuning linguist she got, and I don't work anymore.

A woman came in for some Wilt Chamberlin.
Wilt Chamberlin from the store!
Wilt Chamberlin she wanted. My Magic Johnson she got, and I don't work anymore.

A woman came in for some Longfellow.
Longfellow from the store!
Some Longfellow she wanted. My Dickens she got, and I don't work anymore.

A woman came for a pearl necklace.
Pearl necklace from the store!
A pearl necklace she wanted. A facial she got, and I don't work anymore.

A woman came in for some beef.
Beef from the store!
Some beef she wanted. Some sausage she got, and I don't work anymore.

A woman came in for some sweet sensual long lasting lovemaking.
Sweet sensual long lasting lovemaking from the store!
Sweet sensual long lasting lovemaking she wanted. A fuck she got, and I don't work any more.

smile smile smile smile That song makes me happy.

One more...

Roll your leg over, roll your leg over, roll your leg over and fuck me 'til dawn

I wish all the girls were like rockets in space, and I was the moon they'd all land on my face

Roll your leg over, roll your leg over, roll your leg over and fuck me 'til dawn

I wish all the girls were like pies on a shelf, and I was the baker I'd eat 'em all myself

Roll your leg over, roll your leg over, roll your leg over and fuck me 'til dawn

I wish all the girls were like microwave spaghetti. They'd wiggle when you eat 'em and in three minutes they're ready

Roll your leg over...

I wish all the boys were like packs of life savers. I'd suck 'em all day long and they'd come in five flavors

Roll your leg over...

I wish all the girls were like Cheech and Chong. I'd tell 'em my dick was a new kind of bong.

Roll your leg over...

I wish all the girls were like diamonds and rubies, and I was the jewler I'd polish their boobies.

Roll your leg over...

I wish all the girls were like Catholic mass. They're saven' it for mariage so they take it in the ass

Roll your leg over...

I wish all the girls were like Katie from Connecticut. She swallows when I cum she knows its good etiquet.

Roll your leg over...

I wish all the boys were like pipes in the yard. I'd drain 'em all day long and they'd still be hard (you wish)

Roll your leg over...

I wish all the girls were like holes in the road, and I was the dump truck I'd fill 'em with my load

Roll your leg over, roll your leg over, roll your leg over and fuck me 'til dawn

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PaddyPaddy and Bill
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karalynn:
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Well all the comments on who hearts who and then the fact I glanced at the groups you are a member of. We share a couple.

Nice to find other freaks with shared interests occationally. biggrin
Jun 1, 2004
yoagy:
I wished we got to hang out more smile
Jun 1, 2004

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