One of my first jobs after turning 18 was at an adult toy/porn store (Christie's Toybox). I only worked there a month or two, but what really shocked me actually was not the wild stories and the weirdoes but the opposite -- how normal and boring most of the people and/or transactions were.

The funniest part was -- backstory: Oklahoma has a law which says no porn can show penetration -- so we would have to go through the magazines periodically and make sure there wasn't any penetration. So it'd be me and my usually female coworkers flipping through huge stacks of porn. "Ooh gross, 'kit this one. OMG." lol

I think I would want you to wait on me since you do not seem the type to prolong the check out process just to watch some nervous, blushing person squirm and have a panic attack.

wow... honestly this gave me a good laugh i needed that. and my picture i was actually driving and took it with my cell phone... yes yes... i am crazy but whatever works... i actually took it for a guy.. he turned out to be and asshole so whatever its still cute.

This is hilarious!

Those are so true...so disgustingly true..

Hehe you're so cute, your pictures are great, the subtitles are hilarious, and your blog is terribly informative. Good work you!

that was GREAT!

You don't know how tempting that is....
But I was more thinking of you coming out here... I'm not much on tea, but make a mean cup of coffee -- and I'd happily take you out to dinner, too.

Your nakididdity is a good thing. A Very Good Thing. Somehow we have to make this work. Maybe I drive there and you drive back? Hmmm....

It's a date!! I'm less than 10 miles off of I-70, so not even a detour for you. Time to start thinking about set ideas....