So, today I had two auditions, one for Chrystler (HAH! they 'bout died when they saw all My ink!!), and one for a famous photograhpers new "book" that he's putting together! I thiiiiiiiiiiiiink I nailed that one! On the downside, I missed out on a 1930's Hollywood bungalouuu, a 1b/1b, very small with a huge backyard and hammock a swingin'...Dang, it looked good, but it was taken by the time I called about it! Sheeet! 
hey you, where do i audition for the short bus topless chick position?
do i have to audition even?
Chrystler NEEDS more people with ink in their commercials if they want to be in with the kids and their hip music, 'cuz that's where it's at...crossing my fingers for the photography gig.
Bungalouuu...ohhhhohoho (said the way Homer says "donuts")