mk700c

I'm out here in Kalamazoo staying with my favorite people on this planet earth. Some of my finer teammates decided that a mini-camp was in order.

Friday we did 4.5 hours.
Today we did 7 .. yes hours.
Tomorrow we have planned 5 more.

I'm truly happier when I'm training hard. It makes be feel productive, like I"ve done something with my day.

Also, today at about the half way point we ate burritos that were the size of my head (I shit you not).

Later, my teammate took a shit in a cornfield.

On a 7 hour bike ride there's a lot of time to talk, here are some of my favorite snippits from today.

Re: shitting in the cornfield
B - "Hey MK, maybe you should lend G. your hamster to wipe himself with"
MK- "naw, I forgot batteries for its vibrating helmet"

Re: G. taking a long shower
B - "what's G. doing in there the whole time"
MK - "he forgot to tie a string to the hampster"

Re: MKs shrip tostada
MK - "aw, I think I burped up a shirmp"
B. - "naw dude, that was M's pube, they taste like shrimp... trust me."
G. "I'm going to go lick M's electric shaver"

Re: a tree
B. "Mk, there's a tree there"
MK "..."
B. "Are you okay? I think your hand is on backwards."

Re: G. pooping in a cornfield
G. "hey guys.. um... I have to take a shit"
guys: "well we have about 2 hours back"
G. "no really, I don't think you understand..."
guys: "maybe you shou... G? G? .. where the fuck did he go."