Yeah, it's never a good idea to go out with just one body guard, because you never know when he might just randomly get booked. That why I use Seal Team Six as my body guards when I go out! I figure, What The Hey, if they could take out Bin Laden, I'm probably pretty safe with them, RIGHT?
It sounds like you have a pretty wild social life, my weekends rarely involve bodyguards, fights, nose kisses and mountains, not all at once anyway. Yet you look so sweet and innocent!