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I miss ya sweetie!! but I"m glad to hear you're enjoying Calgary! It sure was nice to see you when I was in Calgary, it was a highlight of my trip!!

Enjoy the male strippers.

I don't find my penis to be funny. Lazy bastard doesn't make jokes or anything anymore. Not even the occasional funny face.

My penis talks to me sometimes. He is actually quite well-informed, though routinely makes poor decisions. I have named him Ralph. He doesn't crack very many jokes, though when he does, he is indeed generally fairly funny. So yes, penises are funny.

And believe it not, I didn't die in a fire.

Thanks for the Father's Day wishes! You're the best!!

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Guns always make things more intresting. Anal lube also makes things way more intresting too.

I like penises...well, one specific one anyways

Penis spanking mission complete. Success.... moderate. Repeat missions in future... most likely. Best advice ever.