There was a young man from Puyallup
Who frequently cried "I need hellyup!"
His friends gathered near
And fed him Pabst beer
All night he puked Taco Bellayup
There once was a man from Latrass...
Who had to balls made of fine brass...
In stormy weather....
They'd clang together...
And sparks would shoot out of his ass!
She descends like a curtain
As I wick my description
Under vails of fortitude
And she knows my existence
And licks my neck