mistersatan

I was just quoting my alter ego in my journal.

At least with you I know ahead of time you are going to belittle me on a daily basis. None of this pretend to be nice stuff then all of a sudden turning into a total asshole for no reason.

Impersonation....and DANCE

Maybe you need to have sex with an anonymous stranger? Remember the day when television characters trapped in the cold had no choice but to make wild, animalistic love to oneanother to fend off Jack Frost?

Despite the fact that they might both be married to other people, it was either do the deed or die. So it was with much trepadation that they'd fuck eachother's brains out. WHY DOESN'T THIS OCCUR ON TELEVISION ANYMORE?

Or maybe you could just hump your Ricky-O DVD.