Sounds like a bit of a shit storm. Sorry to here you are having a hard time. About the dinner etc. My girlfrind is a good cook, I give a mean back rub and my rubber ducky is good company in the tub. Then we could go into the gym (garage) and take out some frustration with the weights I will even "let" you kick my ass for a while if that will help ( I find it a little stange, that actually sound like fun ).
you can so kick my ass...marry me!!...im good at back rubs..and i know how to draw a bath...and as long as there are directions..i can cook...mmmm...hamburger helper...ha!...unless you are vegan..in which case...mmmm...soyburger helper
And do you like bubbles in your bath?
This too will come to pass, as all things must...