My uterus feels like it was kicked by a horse! Bwahahahahahahahaha also I really need a vay-cay from life and all this RAIIIN!!!!
Please could someone emotionally available, strong, handsome, and rich ride in on a white stallion and maybe just buy me some flowers? That would be nice. I really like roses. Mr. Lincolns. Mixed with the white ones. I REALLY LIKE GETTING FLOWERS COULD SOMEONE LET MY BOYFRIEND KNOW? Also, this month will be...um...10 months since we met? A total of 9 months of dating? I like talking in questions? I like Disaronno? And babysitting? For rich people?
I really like these kids, they're smart cookies. Space cadet parents.
OH YEAH P.S. I'M GONNA PISS OFF YOUR SNOTTY FUCKING FRIENDS KAY SO GET OVER IT.
Alcohol makes me speak in CAPS and sing silly bedtime stories and fuck could I just gett a little affection fuuuuuuuuuuuck.
Oh yes, the french-canadian brother of the guy whose kids I'm watching is hella fucking hott. If I were single...damn...I'd hit that! Especially if he bought me flowers and spoke to me in French. Ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh hot.
Oh yeah, and a little foreplay would be nice. And by a little, I mean a LOT. BECAUSE I'VE BEEN DEPRIVED THESE LAST OHHHHHH I DUNNO 10-ISH MONTHS CAN YOU BLAME ME FOR GETTING CRANKY? Makes me feel so unappreciated when he can't even fingerfuck me once in a while. Especially when I give AWESOME and I mean AWESOME head and hand jobs. KAY NOT A ONE WAY STREET NOT A PROSTITUTE KTHNX.
Please could someone emotionally available, strong, handsome, and rich ride in on a white stallion and maybe just buy me some flowers? That would be nice. I really like roses. Mr. Lincolns. Mixed with the white ones. I REALLY LIKE GETTING FLOWERS COULD SOMEONE LET MY BOYFRIEND KNOW? Also, this month will be...um...10 months since we met? A total of 9 months of dating? I like talking in questions? I like Disaronno? And babysitting? For rich people?
I really like these kids, they're smart cookies. Space cadet parents.
OH YEAH P.S. I'M GONNA PISS OFF YOUR SNOTTY FUCKING FRIENDS KAY SO GET OVER IT.
Alcohol makes me speak in CAPS and sing silly bedtime stories and fuck could I just gett a little affection fuuuuuuuuuuuck.
Oh yes, the french-canadian brother of the guy whose kids I'm watching is hella fucking hott. If I were single...damn...I'd hit that! Especially if he bought me flowers and spoke to me in French. Ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh hot.
Oh yeah, and a little foreplay would be nice. And by a little, I mean a LOT. BECAUSE I'VE BEEN DEPRIVED THESE LAST OHHHHHH I DUNNO 10-ISH MONTHS CAN YOU BLAME ME FOR GETTING CRANKY? Makes me feel so unappreciated when he can't even fingerfuck me once in a while. Especially when I give AWESOME and I mean AWESOME head and hand jobs. KAY NOT A ONE WAY STREET NOT A PROSTITUTE KTHNX.
Big love on your way