Good morning everyone. I woke up tired this morning. Gosh I don't know whats wrong with me lately. I am having the most F'd up dreams. serial killers, vampire people who aren.t...perhaps all these horror movies has currupted my fragile little mind... the key word in that sentence...little. hee hee 
have stuff to do today that i would rather skip... i would much rather laze around here watching childrens programming until my head explodes... oh god the Wiggles are coming on... i am pretty sure those guys are actually devil spawn.... maybe those errands look good after all. 
xoxo
wanna
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Philosophies of Sex
"I believe that sex is one of the most beautiful, natural, wholesome
things that money can buy." --Tom Clancy
"You know "that look" women get when they want sex? Me neither."
--Steve Martin
"Having sex is like playing bridge. If you don't have a good partner, you'd better have a good hand." --Woody Allen
"Bisexuality immediately doubles your chances for a date on Saturday
night." --Rodney Dangerfield
"There are a number of mechanical devices which increase sexual arousal,
particularly in women. Chief among these is the Mercedes-Benz 380SL."
--Lynn Lavner
"Leaving sex to the feminists is like letting your dog vacation at the
taxidermist." --Matt Barry
"Sex at age 90 is like trying to shoot pool with a rope." --Camille Paglia
"Sex is one of the nine reasons for reincarnation. The other eight are
unimportant." --George Burns
"Women might be able to fake orgasms. But men can fake whole
relationships." --Sharon Stone
"My girlfriend always laughs during sex---no matter what she's
reading." --Steve Jobs (Founder, Apple Computers)
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"My mother never saw the irony in calling me a son-of-a-bitch." --Jack
Nicholson
"Clinton lied. A man might forget where he parks or where he lives, but
he never forgets oral sex, no matter how bad it is." --Barbara Bush
(Former US First Lady, and you didn't think Barbara had a sense of
humor)
"Ah, yes, divorce, from the Latin word meaning to rip out a man's
genitals through his wallet." --Robin Williams
"Women complain about premenstrual syndrome, but I think of it as the only time of the month that I can be myself." --Roseanne
"Women need a reason to have sex. Men just need a place." --Billy Crystal
"According to a new survey, women say they feel more comfortable
undressing in front of men than they do undressing in front of other women.
They say that women are too judgmental, where, of course, men are just grateful." --Robert De Niro
"There's a new medical crisis. Doctors are reporting that many men are
having allergic reactions to latex condoms. They say they cause severe
swelling. So what's the problem?" --Dustin Hoffman
"There's very little advice in men's magazines, because men think, I
know what I'm doing. Just show me somebody naked." --Jerry Seinfeld
"Instead of getting married again, I'm going to find a woman I don't like
and just give her a house." --Rod Stewart
"See, the problem is that God gives men a brain and a penis, and only
enough blood to run one at a time." --Robin Williams
have stuff to do today that i would rather skip... i would much rather laze around here watching childrens programming until my head explodes... oh god the Wiggles are coming on... i am pretty sure those guys are actually devil spawn.... maybe those errands look good after all.
xoxo
wanna
also
Philosophies of Sex
"I believe that sex is one of the most beautiful, natural, wholesome
things that money can buy." --Tom Clancy
"You know "that look" women get when they want sex? Me neither."
--Steve Martin
"Having sex is like playing bridge. If you don't have a good partner, you'd better have a good hand." --Woody Allen
"Bisexuality immediately doubles your chances for a date on Saturday
night." --Rodney Dangerfield
"There are a number of mechanical devices which increase sexual arousal,
particularly in women. Chief among these is the Mercedes-Benz 380SL."
--Lynn Lavner
"Leaving sex to the feminists is like letting your dog vacation at the
taxidermist." --Matt Barry
"Sex at age 90 is like trying to shoot pool with a rope." --Camille Paglia
"Sex is one of the nine reasons for reincarnation. The other eight are
unimportant." --George Burns
"Women might be able to fake orgasms. But men can fake whole
relationships." --Sharon Stone
"My girlfriend always laughs during sex---no matter what she's
reading." --Steve Jobs (Founder, Apple Computers)
>
"My mother never saw the irony in calling me a son-of-a-bitch." --Jack
Nicholson
"Clinton lied. A man might forget where he parks or where he lives, but
he never forgets oral sex, no matter how bad it is." --Barbara Bush
(Former US First Lady, and you didn't think Barbara had a sense of
humor)
"Ah, yes, divorce, from the Latin word meaning to rip out a man's
genitals through his wallet." --Robin Williams
"Women complain about premenstrual syndrome, but I think of it as the only time of the month that I can be myself." --Roseanne
"Women need a reason to have sex. Men just need a place." --Billy Crystal
"According to a new survey, women say they feel more comfortable
undressing in front of men than they do undressing in front of other women.
They say that women are too judgmental, where, of course, men are just grateful." --Robert De Niro
"There's a new medical crisis. Doctors are reporting that many men are
having allergic reactions to latex condoms. They say they cause severe
swelling. So what's the problem?" --Dustin Hoffman
"There's very little advice in men's magazines, because men think, I
know what I'm doing. Just show me somebody naked." --Jerry Seinfeld
"Instead of getting married again, I'm going to find a woman I don't like
and just give her a house." --Rod Stewart
"See, the problem is that God gives men a brain and a penis, and only
enough blood to run one at a time." --Robin Williams
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Ok.. that was lame, but, you gotta give me credit for trying!
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