That actually made me lol

bahaha

thats a classic

LOL.

In reality, based on the way I define myself in the lifestyle I'm so much involved in now, I'd be the one making her the sandwich.

hahahaha!

hilarious ... and kinda fucked up.

Dear Mir,

You are the most gorgeous woman I have ever meet. I'am constantly finding myself fixated with your immeasurable beauty. You are strong-willed and very resolute. I love your opinions. I love how you stand up for them. You are a breath of fresh air. I love you