Come to Melbourne and hang out with me.....oh for your celebrations,
Have a party in a function room you seem to have cool friends bujt orginise it now
step 1: make sure you have the day off work (if not the week)
step 2: make everyone bow down before you and do all the shitty jobs around the house. Your excuse for not doing anything you dont want to do will be "It's my birhday week"
step 3: make sure you do something that you want to do. make sure you enjoy yourself. I've spent too many birthdays at work - so make sure you enjoy the hell out of it...