You're secret is safe.

re: stuck, really stuck through the railings.

best episode of Designing Women eva!

(inserts NMH's song against sex...wishes they had a song against vomiting)

Hey thanks.

Best Vomit--I don't very often, but one time I managed to splatter unsuspecting party goers off a balcony.

Sex--I gave a guy a bj while stuck in an orange Chevette in a blizzard. Then traffic started moving...and I finished anyway.

and what name would that be

Thanx for the compliment. It was really nice... now to business...

I am a chronic migraine sufferer and they always end in me throwing up or sleeping it off. I rather enjoy throwing up. It's so vulnerable and funny. fast food bags, gatorade bottles, ripped off shirts and into them, elevators, the hood of my friend's car, a crowded ice cream stand, a girls dorm shower (sex there too ). I am rather proud of this one time as a freshman in high school when between classes, just before the bell rang, I was running down the crowded hallway throwing up into my hands until it just squirted through and I dumped it, splashing onto the hallway floor and dove for the nearest room, (which just happened to be an almost already filled upper-classmen class), covered in puke, I started barfing into the trashcan for soo long, and I can't throw up without that moaning / screaming sound (I've tried to be quiet to no avail). The teacher was stunned, and some girl in the class screamed "I'm going to be sick!" and ran to the bathroom. When finished I seriously fell back laughing, and everyone thought I was some psycho... GT's

Sex... They can't top yours for fun, but their just as disturbing, maybe some other time.

Happy Holidays lady,

Booji

PS: DLJ is one of my new favs, NMH has grown on me soo much over the past year... and we're all sex fiends. That's why we're here. And I co-own a boxer-pit princess that I miss soo much. Good-bye already.

A swing in west Seattle? Haven't been in those parts in years, if ever... There must be some kind of strange story behind this...

oooooh ! Im a favourite

Nope... wasn't me... and you can't prove anything

Best vomit: I was wasted in downtown Portland when some dude with "questionable intentions" kept hassleing me for money. I think he was fix'n to roll me. I told him repeatedly to leave me alone ie. fuck off, but he persisted. When he got a little too close I vomited in his general direction. Unfortunately it didn't have enough projectile velocity to hit him, but with a "daaaaaamn" it sent him on his way shaking his head.

Sex: I'll cant tell... I locked my lips and threw away the key.

Have a good one, Girlie.

JVB

Happy Christmas

in 6th grade i spewed all over my principals front yard.....and I'm still damn proud of that!....and best yet he never knew...

I did a technicolor yawn the morning after my bachelor party. My little brother and sister were at my house when I walked into the house, grabbed some water, and ran into the bathroom to hurl and ended up stubbing my toe (I think I broke it). I emerged from the bathroom to a house full of laughter that I have yet to live down. In the end, I ended up walking down the aisle with a slight limp.

The sex part is even more embarrassing and I'll only share with a a few people after a few drinks.

i'm near the safeway in sonoma.
why, you up here too?
also, i'm going to the scarf store today.
and maybe the thai place.
see you there!!