Without googling for a translation...

"So today I have a small question. Where is the love?"

Am I close?

more than today, always.^

Under the tree wrapped with a bow.

You're cute.

But, yes you are.

And in proper me fashion, your Christmas present is going to be late.

so years after we discussed it, i finally went up to woodlawn and met a group of irish boys. incredible. incredible. i must go back again.