About five years ago I had this hot 18 year old girlfriend. We were doing it doggie style, and she wanted me to come on her back. She looked over her shoulder to see it, and some jizz splashed into her eye. She jumped up out of bed and ran to the bathroom screaming, "I'm going to get conjunctivitis!"
Thanks for making me smile...
The first blow job I gave the guy umm, finished, without saying anything. I thought I was going to choke to death. It went everywhere. Not a pleasant expierence. But we were only 16 so I have to cut him some slack. Although I did tease him that he was the reason I am a lesbian now. haha
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i would think
that it could
never had that happen
so hard to say
i have almost shot myself in the eye
but i'm usually more careful