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Hssss!! Mrrrrrowr! *claws*

TRANSLATION:

The human slaves have found a new way to annoy me. They point a large object at me which then makes sounds like birds clucking, while they try to hold my attention. I find it very tiresome. The humans do so love this activity. I shall have to find the bird-sound object and confiscate it. On the upside, there have been...
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synnove:
hey beh beh what's shakin'

letigre:
oh mika, how i wish you would update and post some more lovely pictures...
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miao hiss. purrrrrrrrrr. purrrrr. rrowr. miao.

Translation:

In regards to my previous entry, I am happy to report that I am feeling much better today. My human subjects attended to my every need and whim, as required by Law, on Pain of Death.

Last night I slept in the servants' quarters, as a precautionary measure, should I require additional painkillers during the middle...
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sandbender:
hey kitten! the cool dating-tool found out we'd be a match!
although i'm not a woman, how about being friends? miao!!
screamqueenpinup:
I don't understand how you AREN"T a match for me!
Maybe it's because there are already so many other kitties on my gato ranch. And well, you are a one lady kinda cat.
*hearts to you sqp*
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Maaaaoooo. Hrrrrrrrrrrr, *drool*

Translation:
The humans took me to a very, very bad place. At the place they shoved tubes down my throat, glass in the royal you-know-where and shaved my dainty white paws. What is this, a concentration camp for royal felines? No. The humans took me for a teeth cleaning at my doctor's office. It was most unpleasant, and all I am really...
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userlame:
goodness what an ordeal.

yes mika, take the day off. or a few if you need. feel better. your humans must care for you very much.
gitsie:
poor mika! frown
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Prrrrrr. Miao miao, miao miao miao, prrr, prrr.

Translation:

I am pleased to announce that ratemykitten.com has accepted our royal photographic portraits. You have my leave to view them and rate them highly, or suffer the maximum penalty.

http://www.ratemykitten.com/ratemy/kitten?image=115917

http://www.ratemykitten.com/ratemy/kitten?image=115918
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ally:
miao! you so cute miao!!

kitties will one day rule all humans wink
jade:
Awwwww, you are so cute! And you have the same name as my little sister. kiss
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Mrrrrooow. Miao. Meow. Prrrrrrrow. Mao. Rowr.

TRANSLATED:

It is not proper for a Queen to be left without sufficient nourishment. Until this situation is remedied, I shall be dishing out punishment in the form of biting, scratching and assorted aural torture.
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faithless000:
feel free to feast on my ear.. most cats seem to enjoy that. whatever
mya22:
How was your holiday Mika? *gives you kitty treats for a present* biggrin