it induces a tummy ache but a happy tounge, thats alls i know.

If there is banana in that Chunky Monk mix of yours, then yes. There is something in them that sparks night terrors.

That's cold hard science talkin', brother.

I'm serious as a heart attack, pal. I read something in a magazine about it years ago and it's stuck ever since. Now whenever someone tells me that they had some fucked up dream, I bring up the Banana Theory; nine times out of ten they look at me in horror/restrained arousal and gasp "yes".

Smokin banana peels? Hippie. Why dont you just go chew on some Mad Martigan black root while youre at it?

even pringles original would do it for me.

and yeah, mr scopitone is correct, bananas make you crazy.

[Edited on May 05, 2004 11:15AM]

I have to correct myself. Black root isn't hippie food. It's the food of Great Warriors. Hell, it puts hair on your chest! Now I need to eat a couple pounds of it...

just think of the dreams you'd have if you thru abenstine into the mix. you'd never want to wake up!

hmm...i actually never noticed that but i had a 1/2 a banana last night and definitely somethin weird was going on in my sleep. so i'm guessing it's probably true. should have consulted scopitone beforehand. what was i thinking??

im a fucking jerk.

YOU KNOW NOTHING!

yes, now i've learned my lesson.

I added the flawless pic you managed to MacGuyver us the other day, into my friends section. Because you are the creator I guess I owe ya royalties every time a girl jills off to the image of Duke Atticus DeLarge and Senator Chance Manning.

Like our good friend Jack Burton says "The check is in the mail".

yeah and i should get something for that hot damn title!!!

Hey. I am really glad for your good news man.
Great to be all set here.

JK