I am going to be an uncle in a few months. If it's a boy, I better bone up on dirty jokes and contributing to the delinquency of minors. I have no idea of what my role is if it's a girl. I'm certainly not going for that "pull-my-finger" nonsense.
As per your last journal entry, was the situation we previously discussed rectified?
congrats auntie mia!!!!!
you can teach her how to ride a bike... yes.