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phwoosh.



there goes the last lingering thread of my heterosexuality.

ok, I won't lie, it's been gone for a while.
heterosexuality. the cause of, and solution to, all of life's problems.

let's just see how many Simpsons quotes I can pervert in one entry.

epiphany after epiphany lately, and the newest one has something to do with this crazy notion that the PEEN has been a source of much revulsion in my life these days and there's not enough PUSSY up in this shit.

and is my lust for pussy a result of my contempt for men lately? or is it a cause of it?

it doesn't matter, I guess. maletypes have caused me to lose my head in a whole bunch of different ways and I'm done with that for now. they are still pretty and warm and things but jesus godding christfuck almighty, they don't have breasts and they make me want to throw up my soul most of the time.

I will probably change my mind tomorrow.

and not to perpetuate my self-mockery or anything, but...