melissa2

A few things:

1) I should not drink when I have responsibilities such as work to attend to the following day. It just leads me to call in sick (again) even though I'm broke like a mothafucka.

2) That said, I'm glad that I had a few beers last night. And I DIDN"T throw them up. No

3) My Speech class is going to be sooooo easy. Last night we played fucken Cherades.

4) Me likey Booshanky.......

5) Softcore fucken rocks and I love me some EricAllen.....

6) JACK OSBOURNE......I DON'T GIVE A SHIT WHO HIS DADDY IS.........

7) People do care....sometimes. As opposed to driving the 110 freeway during the morning rush while falling asleep, I got off the freeway and slept in my car for like 2 hours. This big black security guard guy kept coming by "to make sure I'm okay" and asked if I was homeless and needed a place to stay (Yeah, when I woke up I realized I parked and slept in a ghetto across from a homeless shelter. Needless to say there were many schizophrenics yelling stuff, Good times... )

But not to worry, I am home safe

8) I get a retarded sense of joy when the infomercials for The Steam Cooker and Bare Minerals make up come on. I want them both.

Now I will continue sleeping......out of the confines of my car, which my dad said "smells like a Mexican whorehouse."