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melaniek

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Sunday Apr 12, 2009

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Happy Zombie Jebus Day!!! I hope that everyone is celebrating in their favorite way. I am celebrating by using a whole box of puffs PLUS and eating nachos. And whenever I say "nachos", I think in my head of the scene in Hellboy when Hellboy says "mmmmmmm nachos". tongue I have no family here, and I can't go to Lisa's families dinner when I am sick. Her mom is incredibly ill, and was given 6 months to live 16 years ago. We are incredibly careful when we see her. So in honor of Zombie Jebus Day, make SMEEPS!!! Which are s'mores with PEEPS!!! mmmm. But be careful when you use the microwave....or you could have this.



and this is a total waste.... frown



Last night I waxed my car, Bettie, to Stuntbutt's audio. I love it. He stumps me lots. I may not know the name, but most of the time I recognize the song. But he still stumps me on things that I have never heard before, and I like that. He also asked me if my car was a Buick Skylark, which it is, and said that he thought that was the car in Orgazmo. I thought that I had about 0.125 cool points, but upon closer investigation, it was a Buick Century frown
Anyway, here is one of the best things that ever came out of Indiana.....



and another good song....

VIEW 4 of 4 COMMENTS
desormais:
everyone knows you're supposed to eat peeps stale.
and man, back in the day when i could eat anything without getting fat, i'd just down boxes of cadbury creme eggs. so good.
Apr 12, 2009
mercie:


so dumb but these kids are so messed up. just listen to them. hilarious.
Apr 12, 2009

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