I am both aware and prepared. I have taken stock in Kleenex and Tequila. I am now officially prepared for this semester!

Hope the party last night was fun and you had a good time. I am here chillin with my family and my dog. You should come visit!

A teacher? Lord, you're influencing minds and educations? Exxxcellent.

And I too am prepared. Unlike Laura however, I have a bottle of vodka in one hand and a foam baseball bat in the other, with which to beat you senseless Tough love I say, tough love. Good luck on the first day!!

Happy First Day of School!!

YAY for the thumb suckers and the vomit stories. Aren't students fun? Ha ha! Well I am gald you had a good day. Good luck on your report!

No love for DJ. He loved you. And he is NOT frail!

I love that you are teaching! So proud!

The thumb sucker worries me though. And let's hope she doesn't wear a diaper. lt'll be stinky, and there will be messes.

I am glad the war dissipated to a simple disurbance. You were an excellent drill sargeant by the way!